theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
WiFi: connected Me: then fucking act like it
danfreakindavis:

is there a vagina or something in her hands?
“Would ‘sorry’ have made any difference? Does it ever? It’s just a word. One word against a thousand actions.”
Come on, parents! So I have a student whose name is Charls Angel. Of course… it’s from Charlie’s Angels. And one named VICIOUS VLADIMIR. I just wish he won’t live up to his name. *facepalm*

Come on, parents!

So I have a student whose name is Charls Angel. Of course… it’s from Charlie’s Angels.
And one named VICIOUS VLADIMIR.

I just wish he won’t live up to his name. *facepalm*

It’s been a while, Tumblr. I don’t think I know how to operate you anymore. Lels. But I’ve missed you. 

It’s been a while, Tumblr.

I don’t think I know how to operate you anymore. Lels. But I’ve missed you.